An old couple went to the doctor and asked him, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse
Four blokes are playing a round of golf. They’re on about the third hole when the first guy says, “What did you have to do to come golfing?”
An older man married to a much younger woman was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. He went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex, that way he’d last longer.
Three daughters were getting married, but their family was so poor they all had to get itched on the same day and have their honeymoon at home.
What do you have if you have nuts on your wall?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
spewing.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is $20 plus tip.
One day there were two hunters out in the woods hunting. Their names were Bob
and Jim. Jim accidentally shoots Bob. Panicking, Jim uses his mobile phone to call
000.
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he could kill anything.
Jake was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.
Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
A Sky News photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the local airport to
charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter
what kind of man she would like to marry.
Jane is getting to know Tarzan a bit better and asks him about his sexual history.
